You wander into King�s Cross Station and ask everyone where Platform 9 3/4 is. A moment later, a white owl fluttered through the archway and came to rest on the boy's shoulder. You have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet. Your teachers complain that you must set a mature example to these younger students but you refuse to get a new bag. You attack anyone who hasn't read Harry Potter within 50 feet. You beg your sister to read to you because your eyes are so sore from reading. Her husband, Lucius Malfoy, sat at her bedside, beaming at his wife, watching the new Malfoy heir sleep soundly in his mother's arms, proud to see he had produced a male heir. Lillian Potter, a fiery, slightly crazy, brave girl, has lived most of her life so far in misery, raised by the Dursleys. At the shrink�s, you manage to relate every ink blot test to a HP character - �That looks JUST like Professor McGonagall�s hat!�. You glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly. You can match the illustration to each chapter and draw them from memory flawlessly. (ME!). You mistake a cigarete lighter for a Puter-Outer. This particular girl is no normal girl, She is a witch. When Lillian and her twin brother Harry are told that they are wizard and witch, their whole lives are about to change. . All I ask is that you capitalize words correctly and run a spell check. Sister, you study too much, just like Hermione!). The boy you babysit for has Harry Potter wallpaper and you refuse to leave his room. Every time you pass a bookshop you wander in and stand and just look at the HP books for a moment. You constantly ask your Mom, "Are you sure you're a Muggle? You kick anyone who wears green and silver together. You know for a fact that there is a giant squid and a colony of merpeople living in the lake by your house. You see a suit of armor, run over to it, and try to get it to talk to you. You get the latest book, you take it EVERYWHERE until you're done, including the dinner table, brushing your teeth, etc. You try to speak with an affected English accent and fail miserably! You know the entire cast and filming locations for the films. You write Harry Potter stories on the computer & make up a character to be you, then read it to your sisters in a British accent while being very dramatic (guilty as charged). let me give you a rundown of this masterpiece. You admit with pride that most of the YKYRTMHPW's apply to you. You get so psyched when you hear about the upcoming movie you pace around your house at 11 pm, biting your nails in anticipation. You almost blown up the house trying to make "Ton-Tongue Toffees" and "Canary Creams". . The new cell phone you got for Christmas sits unopened because your mom made you a wand. You feel guilty every time you put down Harry Potter, even if it is just to play the soundtrack or look at Harry Potter rumors on the Web, and especially if you start to read another book. You are a fanfiction author, fan artist, fan poet, editorialist, etc. I've known that for ages!". You've taken a pencil, pointed it to the television remote, & shouted: "Accio Remote," becoming disapointed when it wouldn't come. So if this is not your cup of tea, do not read it. Percy Jackson, a modern-day demigod, tells the origin stories of the gods of Olympus and provides an insider's point of view while offering a personal take on his ancient associates. Your will to do magic is so strong spells from the books work for you. You get excited whenever you see a name from Harry Potter. You honestly cannot remember how many times you've read each book. You get totally jealous when you find someone who knows more about Harry Potter than you. Your first question to every new person you meet is, "Have you read the Harry Potter series?" But Newt Scamander, the magizoologist . You own the computer game called "The Sims", and you have at least one Harry Potter family in each neighborhood. You memorize every line of the book and then start saying the lines that suit the occasion. He may be the Chosen One, but to Y/N, he was just her brother. You draw a snowy owl, stick it on the wall, call it Hedwig, and talk to it. You want to audition to be Cho Chang in the Harry Potter movies because you want to play Harry's love intrest. A/N: Chapter 3 is (obviously) up. You are actually very upset that the Weasley twins weren't in the movie more, and tell yourself they HAVE to be in the next movie more than that. ), You only play Barbies with your little sister if you can change them to be HP characters. The only things that you EVER want to do are Harry Potter related. You can't seem to go ONE DAY without thinking of Mr. Harry Potter. Cela faisait trrois ans que Flora était fiancée, trois ans qu'elle était libérée d'eux, et trois ans qu'elle avait éppousé cet homme. "She grinned before hugging her twin. You expect your teachers to make you shine trophies or help your self-absorbed teacher for detention, You get caught sneaking around the school and say "I can't believe I forgot the Invisibility cloak! You are called Neville by all your friends that are Harry Potter friends cause you have a very bad memory and are getting hurt all the time. You paint the old broomstick in the garage gold and call it The Firebolt. You know very well that you will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ", One of the rules of your house is "No HP talk at the dinner table.". Within the day you submitted 45 YKYRTMHPW's, you have come up with 10 more. You purposely scratch yourself a lightning bolt shape on your forehead, even if it hurts. You keep wishing that Hogwarts is real, and that when it�s your 11th birthday, you will get a letter saying that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hot. You dragged your friends to see the Scooby-Doo movie because a little kid happened to mention in your presence that it was where he saw the CoS trailer. You read the rumors that Severus Snape might have a romance in a future book you get upset that it isn't going to be your character you play in a Harry Potter fanfiction role-playing group. You tap any old piece of paper with a wand (really a stick) saying, "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.". You run around school with your other HP obsessed friends and act out scenes from the books or movie in the hallways, the bathrooms, in class... Too much HP? In the beginning of the 2nd chapter in GoF you were having difficulty breathing because Harry had a bad dream. He became head of the Auror's Department under Kingsley Shacklebolt. Yyou go into your back yard your in hope there will be gnomes running about. Draco wrapped his arms around her waist gently. Your Parents put you into a mental hospital for always saying the Harry Potter spells, and for calling them Muggles all the time. You get arrested for trying to murder Danial, Rupert or Emma - your excuse? You ask your sallow, greasy black-haired teacher if you can call him Professor Snape in the middle of class (more points if he says yes). etc.). You dress your child up as Harry Potter and draw a lightning bolt on their head with a magic marker (see picture at top). When the goddess Artemis goes missing, she is believed to have been kidnapped.And now it's up to Percy and his friends to find out what happened. Every time you try talking to your mom she says, " Please not Harry...or what ever his name is again! You write stern letters to Warner Bros telling every little, no matter how tiny, mistake they made, in detail, at exactly what second it was in the movie. ), You and your friends think of who would be what character. ", You actually keep records on the people and houses, occupations, passwords for houses, ingredients for potions; spells and their effects; sweets and foods in the books; creatures, birthdays, subjects, professors; papers like, You frequently dare people: "Come on, quiz me, quiz me on HP!". Harry Potter has a nightmare after his argument with son Albus. Could one fateful night keep Lizzie and Bee apart... for ever? From the author of Butterfly Summer comes the unforgettable story of a new friendship, a terrible tragedy and long-buried lie. You try to put spells from the books on mostly everything in sight. SEXUAL SCENES! In a small room in the east wing of Malfoy Manor, Narcissa Malfoy lay on a bed, holding her newborn son, Draco Lucius Malfoy. You call your 6 year old brother stupid Muggle because he calls HP Harry Potty. "What'd Malfoy do this time?" You live the stories as you read them (I have every 26 times I've read them.). . "Don't worry, Y/N. You see a kid with messy black hair and glasses walking down the street and you rush over, yelling "Harry! . you go to Wal-Mart, buy white and gold marker paint, and paint a Firebolt and Snitches all around your room. That's when it turns pink! You start a Quidditch team in your school. You watch the Harry Potter movie with your friend, you hiss in her ear if there are mistakes. (sniffle.). You were pulled into the principals office because when your friend said the words mud & blood in the same sentence you hauled off & slugged them. Harry was getting desperate for a date to the Yule Ball, however, by some twist of fate, he is approached by the first-year twins from Slytherin, and they want to be his date, just so they can experience what the Yule Ball is like. Warning: wincest, BDSM, harem. Place to submit Harry Potter fanfiction for review and consideration. You search website after website trying to find some one who knows more than you. You�ve memorized all of movie Oliver Wood�s lines. She is a mini Lily. You then attempt to fling yourself through the pillar between platforms 9 and 10. There's a complaint in your local paper's editorial section every week from you. You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare. You've wanted to change your school's soccer field goal to 3 tall hoops. You grin every time someone mentions the name Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, or Hermione Granger. So you find one about Daniel Radcliffe! Sadly everything you in the YKYRTMHPWs is all TRUE! You completely disregard the statement on the Nimbus 2000 plastic broomstick (the one saying �No, this can�t fly!�). You follow people around that look like people from the book/movie. You imagine what your plant science classes would be like with Prof. Sprout. You've read Book 1 sixteen and 3/4 times, Book 2 eight times, Book 3 eight and a half times, and Book 4 four times. You nearly crashed your car into a tree at the shock of hearing your painfully deluded friend mentioned "Sirius Snape". You frequently leap onto your desk in school and shout, "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!". This fanciful, original collection for readers of all ages features arithmetic puzzles, logic problems related to crime detection, and logic and arithmetic puzzles involving King Arthur and his Dogs of the Round Table. and everyone around stops and looks at you strangely, then they all laugh at you, and you just wonder what�s so funny. You mutter things in your sleep like "He's at Hogwarts . You believe that you should be able to be in the movie even if you aren't British because you can have an English accent. You start talking to people you hate just because they mentioned that they like HP. You frighten kids with dark hair and glasses by saying "Hiya Harry!" You can play "Hedwig's Theme" on the piano. You can't wait until all the books come out, You have a Harry Potter website (unfortunately not me, but there aren't enough good providers out there). She was sorted into Gryffindor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but her sister Padma was sorted into Ravenclaw. You try to speak in parsle tounge to your school's bathroom sink. I vote for me! he taunted some more.Angered, Y/N stopped and whirled to face him. She smirked only slightly while raising her gaze to meet his green one. You take the Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts out of your Diagon Ally board game, and ask every checkout person in every store why Muggles have to be so difficult. The second someone says something to you, Harry Potter comes to mind. Everything you say is a quote from the books. You plan to somehow audition for a role in the upcoming movies/have actually auditioned. You fly to England just to run into a wall trying to get in to platform nine and three quarters. "Come for me, Harry. Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it. 5. After you drink tea your swiffle the things in your cup with your left hand turn your cup upside down draining it onto your saucer and try to figure out what you tea leaves mean. You complain to everyone about the delay of the fifth book. [Hestia Carrow x Flora Carrow x Harry Potter] [One-Shot], [WARNING - THIS CONTAINS THINGS LIKE; FUTADOM, SLAVERY, OLDER MAN X YOUNGER WOMEN, COCK WORSHIP]. After finally getting a straight answer from these people, you place a hold on the two books. .". Your teacher keeps saying stupid things like "Quiddich(your name)" when you do something s/he wants you to quit doing. Come your birthday you get it in paperback! You look in a hedge and think somethings staring back. Your mother won't let you read the books anymore because you always read them which caused you to narrowly escape summer-school so you vowed to actually become Hermione just so you could read the books (a.k.a. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA! If you do see someone, you wave frantically and brag to everyone the next day that they waved back. You stare into the mirror hoping it will yell at you, or show you what you want. You camped outside your movie theater so you could be the first one to buy a premiere Philosopher's Stone movie ticket. You mutter you wish you could change your Muggle money when you see the new $100 levitation playset. You constantly quote the book and the movie. You go to the nearest lake & try to find a giant squid. ", in a dark alleyway. You vow to save up $1000 and pay Chris Columbus just to meet the cast and tour the castle. You see a stone gargoyle and say lemon drop or cockroach cluster in hopes of a wall splitting apart revealing Dumbledores office in back. You wonders if Gypsy has died after reading so many YKYRTMHPW's. #potter If your go anywhere, and your younger sister/brother starts crying, you say, "Don't cry, I'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!". Harry Potter: The Character Vault offers fans a deeper look at the creative development of the characters introduced in the books and brought to life in the theatrical series. Challenges of blood status, House rivalries, twin rivalries, love life, and, of course, Voldemort. Draco was close behind, still not finished with the argument. You hit anyone who makes fun of Harry Potter. You continue to read them, and she hides them from you for a good while. You enter every Harry Potter contest available. ), After reading each YKYRTMHPW you find yourself laughing and saying, "OMG! You imagine that your chemistry teacher is Snape. You see over the summer Harry meet a family just moving in coming from America. You know that so many people are after Harry that you search the books and movies looking for other characters to harbor crushes on (plus Harry's too young for me...the older boys are closer to my age of 20). He managed to pin her to the wall, his lips crashing against her. Hehe, anyway, have a hip-happening-hilarious time and note that I've made a few comments in blue italics on some submissions. You stay up until 6:30 in the morning reading HP fanfics. ", You begin to talk to the one boy in your class you dislike just because his mom and dad. You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up. You try to turn your brother into a bouncing ferret. Of course, people wonder about your sanity. ::cough:: (e.g., an enemy). This is a story about a girl. You�ve lost more than 30% on an assignment due to lateness - because you were rereading HP fanfiction. Thanks to Alan Rickman's ice cold portrayal of the stony Severus Snape, Hogwarts' longtime potions professor inspired countless memes . Harry Potter Hermione and Sirius. . Everytime Harry Potter comes up in class or TV you start jumping around in your seat excitedly. #harry every time you pass them. You have a picture of a character from Harry Potter on your desktop *cough Fred and George cough*. You call Ridikulus & laugh a lot when you open you closets in case of a boggart. All you talk about in class is Harry Potter and how you'd rather go to a school like Hogwarts because it has much more interesting classes which you'd actually be willing to learn about! When all of your Harry Potter stuff is was carefully put away into a handmade wooden box lined with velvet then locked up. You start a Harry club at the local elementary school, because no one at the high or middle schools wanted to join (because they're dorks). It was the typical story of a childhood friendship. You constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the next book is coming in (ME!!!) You have Harry Potter soap, shampoo, and bubble bath. She poked his chest, backing him into the wall. You spend all your free time collecting HP stuff. Your parents won't ever let you read the HP books again because you've memorized all 4 of them. You run about London trying to find the Leaky Cauldron. The realistic yet uplifting words of best-selling author Barbara M. Joosse combine with powerful illustrations by award-winning artist R. Gregory Christie in this hope-filled story. One young boy's courage can make a difference. You refuse to say You-Know-Who's real name. ), You say that despite the fight, you and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid singing egg. You can quote lines from the book and/or movie, and often do so. You call people who have no clue what Hogwarts is, Muggles. You refuse to throw away old paper which has yellowed with age. You have added all the spells to your spell checker when writing stories. That is so true!". You go to a station and start running into the wall between gates 9 and 10 until someone complains. The absolute worst insult you can think of is Mudblood. You've been arrested for "threatening someone with a stick.". April 20, 2019 Abbles Yt. You know more about it than anyone else in your school and can answer questions about it in less than 10 seconds. ~Your therapist can't even begin to try and interpret these dreams. Everytime you re-read the book you find little itty bitty details that you think have a huge effect in the following books. You are furious with this Neil Murray guy because you believe that he is causing the delay of the 5th book. You perceive things as being caused by magic and shake your head at Muggles' capacity to explain such things away when others don't see it the same way you do. The legacy of Harry Potter is told through the lens of three best friends at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, having adventures and trying to defeat the evil within the Wizarding World. However, unknown to him, those twins want more than that tonight. You have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff. You forced your two best friends to go see the first movie with you. The 'juice enables anyone to take the physical form of any person. You crack up at everything on the list really loudly and almost fall off your chair (hehe, oops! You dream up a new character for the next few books, who, ahem, very oddly resembles you. You spend so much time in front of your TV, that your parents decide you need to see a shrink. You spend your allowence on ONLY Harry Potter Merchandise. You've fantacized about going to the Quidditch World Cup & punching Malfoy in the face. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is a fantasy novel written by British author J. K. Rowling.The first novel in the Harry Potter series and Rowling's debut novel, it follows Harry Potter, a young wizard who discovers his magical heritage on his eleventh birthday, when he receives a letter of acceptance to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley - This story blends the worlds of Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons for a 74 chapter epic adventure. You check daily to see if Moaning Myrtle has moved into your toilet. "You still here? You visit this site every day to see if there are any new updates. In your computer science class everything that you do is somehow associated with Harry Potter, like all the programs you code and pictures all over the computer. Well, for the truly eccentric . You have so many HP posters on your wall that you can't actually see the wall underneath them. You pray that you can move to England so you can go to Hogsmeade. Your teachers wonder why when you turn in an essay that has a Works Cited page including resources such as: Uou watched the movie and you couldn't help thinking, "They did that wrong, they did that wrong, they did that wrong . In order to unlink your Harry Potter Fan Club account from the Harry Potter Shop, please contact us. You complain to your school principal why the school can't have feasts on holidays. ", You tell your friend "I know you like our teacher, you've read all of his books!" You try a tan jelly bean, spit it out, and cry, "Alas!
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